Posts tagged: sex
lately, I’ve been in a series of strange little moods… all directly related to the lack of sex I’ve had lately… being single kinda does that… however…
I’ve been noticing that a pattern has been developing… I get fairly agressive and eager for some rough sex… domination sessions… heavy physically intense moments of pure raw lust and desire…
I’ve had an urge for the following:
1) restraints, vibrators, blind folds, ball gag, various sensory implements (pain sticks, crop, flogger, wax, knives/blades), and my “victim” strapped to a cross or rack
2) restraints, chair, hitachi and other vibrators, blind fold… and whispered instructions telling my poor “victim” that they are for my pleasure alone, regardless of how many times they cum, I will have my way with them when they are done in the chair
3) having said “victim” laying out before me, no implements, no objects of restraint… just her laying before me, staring only at the ceiling. She’s not allowed to look anywhere but up. I watch her breathe, her chest rising and falling, I touch her gently with my finger tips, tracing every curve of her body. Watch as goose bumps rise across her body in reaction to my touch… spending as much time needed to invade her mind with the silence and the sole experience of my touch…
all three of these I have been craving before engaging in sex… I’ve been starving in a sense for some good interaction like this… anyone care to play?
So… what do you all think about a man who elects to get a vasectomy??
Please share and reblog.. I’d like to know.
Let me get this out there… I am getting sexually frustrated faster than rabbits can fuck and make babies…
part of the healing process for my vasectomy requires I have no sex, zero, zilch, nada… no fucking pussy, face fucking, receipt of oral sex, manual stimulation, nothing to cause an orgasm resulting in the expulsion of seminal fluids (also known as cum)….
Should I orgasm prior to a week after surgery, I have the bad chance of blowing one of the cut lines that feed sperm to my vas… that would not be good… I would have to go back in and have my sack cut open and the lines re-sealed. I can only hope the next 4 days move quickly… I want to get back to my regular 4-5 times a week again… DAMN this sucks. Now mind you, 4-5 times a week is considered average/slow for me… sometimes the reality is closer to 10-12 times in a week (sometimes I just need 3-4 times in a day) and that’s when I have cravings I need satisfied.
Moral of this story… guys, if you get snipped wait till your girl is on her time of the month, if you have no girl… don’t go chasing any for a week… and if you have a guy that’s your partner… don’t do shit for a week…
Girls… if your man goes and gets snipped for you.. baby him in ways that help him out, ice cream, meds, what ever the fuck he wants, trust me… there’s some suffering going on.
Today has been interesting…
had the feeling of my guts getting fucked with, my balls being man handled and twisted around, and oh yeah… got cut, snipped, sliced, the bullets taken out of the gun… Yes ladies and gentlemen, I got a vasectomy…
now begins the sitting in bed, bag of peas in my lap, movie watching, tumblr lurking, can’t get aroused cause it will hurt something gawd damned awful road to recovery… they said no heavy lifting, physical exertion, nothing major… for a week. FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK, no sex for a week… no acrobatic shit, no wild jack hammer action, nothing for a week… but they didn’t say shit about oral :-) At least with oral I can wait a day or two for that…
So, I became one of the many responsible men out there, removed myself voluntarily from the breeding pool for humanity, happy with my 1 child and no more.
Why discuss this?? well… here’s my bitch about it… had the procedure done at a VA Hospital… yeah. To say the least, my after care and dealing with the docs are not anything to write home about in any sort of positive light. Was told at the start of the appointment I would get antibiotics and some pain meds (and let me tell you… you need the pain meds. I metabolize rapidly and my balls are aching already)… I had to just about pitch a fit just to get the pain meds and the doc stated that the procedure is not invasive enough to warrant prescribing antibiotics. I politely informed the lady at the desk that since he felt I did not need the antibiotics, I would need to know who I need to sue in the event I contract an infection and have to seek further medical assistance because he felt a little PREVENTATIVE MEDICAL PRESCRIPTIVE CARE wasn’t warranted. So.. to the doc who helped to take me out of the breeding party… if I contract a staph infection because of your judgement call… your day is not gonna be good.
Yes… this seems to fit the bill of what I need right now… with the day I have been having, a hard angry fuck session would be nice.
I’m being a little devious today… and this is the mood I am in…
Gutter heads only ;-)
Reblog if you’re horny.
