Let me get this out there… I am getting sexually frustrated faster than rabbits can fuck and make babies…  

part of the healing process for my vasectomy requires I have no sex, zero, zilch, nada… no fucking pussy, face fucking, receipt of oral sex, manual stimulation, nothing to cause an orgasm resulting in the expulsion of seminal fluids (also known as cum)….

Should I orgasm prior to a week after surgery, I have the bad chance of blowing one of the cut lines that feed sperm to my vas…  that would not be good… I would have to go back in and have my sack cut open and the lines re-sealed.  I can only hope the next 4 days move quickly… I want to get back to my regular 4-5 times a week again… DAMN this sucks.  Now mind you, 4-5 times a week is considered average/slow for me… sometimes the reality is closer to 10-12 times in a week (sometimes I just need 3-4 times in a day) and that’s when I have cravings I need satisfied.

Moral of this story… guys, if you get snipped wait till your girl is on her time of the month, if you have no girl… don’t go chasing any for a week… and if you have a guy that’s your partner… don’t do shit for a week… 

Girls… if your man goes and gets snipped for you.. baby him in ways that help him out, ice cream, meds, what ever the fuck he wants, trust me… there’s some suffering going on.