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“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
JUST TAKE MY MONEY
Holy shit whoa that was not what I was expecting and that is so insanely awesome take my money now.
MY MONEY, YOUR HANDS, TAKE IT, NOW… SHIP THAT SHIT TO ME NOW!!
Well, it looks like someone is still interested in Dodge, and fortunately (or unfortunately depending on which side of the political fence you live on) it is the US Air Force. Galpin Auto Tuners along with the United States Air Force have come up with an interesting recruitment tool. No, it’s not a video game – it’s an actual automobile. The Dodge Challenger Vapor is half car, half space ship – and all horse power.
The Challenger Vapor features radar-absorbing stealth-black paint, not unlike what is used to mask stealth bombers. The Vapor is set to run almost silently, thanks to “stealth exhaust” – whatever that means. Reminds us of when KITT used to go “Silent Mode” on Knight Rider. You need biometric verification to enter the cockpit via gull wing doors. The driver can view night/thermal vision projections on the windshield while sitting in a compartment that looks like something out of Crimson Tide.
If the driver doesn’t feel like getting out of their bunker he or she can command Vapor from a remote control system (even through internet) modeled after the Air Force’s Unmanned Aerial Vehicles. The car reportedly gets somewhere around 500 horse power – but it’s true specs and top speed are being kept a tighter secret then what’s inside Area 51.
My project funded… I now have to get my shit in gear and get moving on my art… I will be shooting this project and slaving over it like a manically depraved micromanaging twit that is hopelessly addicted to producing 24 (yes 24) frames of pure unadulterated awesome… all to capture what our bodies show when we feel those emotions that make up our life…. from love, anger, hate, joy, that OMG YES YES YEESSSSS feeling when you’ve been held right before that bittersweet holy shit they are leaving and when can I see them again this really is gonna suck cus I want them feeling hits you like a sack of bricks to the groin.
can’t you tell I am excited yet… if not… wait till you see the awesome that comes out on this blog in the coming weeks.
Stay tuned kiddies… I’m about to show you the world through my eyes.