robert hold photography

Photographing the show at trees in Dallas… EVE6 and many others here tonight, great photos… Shots to come

So… what do you all think about a man who elects to get a vasectomy??  

Please share and reblog.. I’d like to know.

Let me get this out there… I am getting sexually frustrated faster than rabbits can fuck and make babies…  

part of the healing process for my vasectomy requires I have no sex, zero, zilch, nada… no fucking pussy, face fucking, receipt of oral sex, manual stimulation, nothing to cause an orgasm resulting in the expulsion of seminal fluids (also known as cum)….

Should I orgasm prior to a week after surgery, I have the bad chance of blowing one of the cut lines that feed sperm to my vas…  that would not be good… I would have to go back in and have my sack cut open and the lines re-sealed.  I can only hope the next 4 days move quickly… I want to get back to my regular 4-5 times a week again… DAMN this sucks.  Now mind you, 4-5 times a week is considered average/slow for me… sometimes the reality is closer to 10-12 times in a week (sometimes I just need 3-4 times in a day) and that’s when I have cravings I need satisfied.

Moral of this story… guys, if you get snipped wait till your girl is on her time of the month, if you have no girl… don’t go chasing any for a week… and if you have a guy that’s your partner… don’t do shit for a week… 

Girls… if your man goes and gets snipped for you.. baby him in ways that help him out, ice cream, meds, what ever the fuck he wants, trust me… there’s some suffering going on.

Today has been interesting…

had the feeling of my guts getting fucked with, my balls being man handled and twisted around, and oh yeah… got cut, snipped, sliced, the bullets taken out of the gun… Yes ladies and gentlemen, I got a vasectomy…

now begins the sitting in bed, bag of peas in my lap, movie watching, tumblr lurking, can’t get aroused cause it will hurt something gawd damned awful road to recovery… they said no heavy lifting, physical exertion, nothing major… for a week.  FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK, no sex for a week… no acrobatic shit, no wild jack hammer action, nothing for a week… but they didn’t say shit about oral :-)  At least with oral I can wait a day or two for that…

So, I became one of the many responsible men out there, removed myself voluntarily from the breeding pool for humanity, happy with my 1 child and no more.

Why discuss this?? well… here’s my bitch about it… had the procedure done at a VA Hospital… yeah.  To say the least, my after care and dealing with the docs are not anything to write home about in any sort of positive light.  Was told at the start of the appointment I would get antibiotics and some pain meds (and let me tell you… you need the pain meds.  I metabolize rapidly and my balls are aching already)… I had to just about pitch a fit just to get the pain meds and the doc stated that the procedure is not invasive enough to warrant prescribing antibiotics.  I politely informed the lady at the desk that since he felt I did not need the antibiotics, I would need to know who I need to sue in the event I contract an infection and have to seek further medical assistance because he felt a little PREVENTATIVE MEDICAL PRESCRIPTIVE CARE wasn’t warranted.  So.. to the doc who helped to take me out of the breeding party… if I contract a staph infection because of your judgement call… your day is not gonna be good.

I’m looking to shoot.. lots and lots of pictures… 

any subject, any ideas, concepts, all modes of dress (to the nines or not at all)… just wanting to shoot and get some people shots up and out…  

looking to have a busy and productive summer :-)  

message me for details and if you are interested, a date you’d like to meet to shoot.

— R